fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

milesjai:

irish-hugz:

forgive the super low quality, not sure what happened there

it was funny in my head and i wanted to see if i could share with you guys

OH MY GOD!

GENIUS!

alltimeboners:

Literally one of the best shows ever made.

isthisfeminist:

This woman is giving you a thumbs up. IS THIS FEMINIST?

TRIGGER WARNING. The “thumbs up” is the most phallocentric gesture imaginable. You are literally telling someone that a good job is the equivalent of growing a penis. In this case, two penises.

Additionally, this kind of casual congratulation has been known to put the recipient in a good mood, which can lead to entire minutes of complacency about their own privilege. PROBLEMATIC.

I Love this show

liamdryden:

effington:

megamindinhd:

asarivanguard:

laurakvstheworld:

deathbeforedigital:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

tiny-puppy-teeth:

whiteppldotjpeg:

gaeth:

Turns out Netflix is a dick

Not funny.

bristles aggressively

netflix no

you cold hearted bastards.

april fools :3

netflix stop

oh my god!!!!!!!!!

This is the worst one I’ve seen all day

:(

No

lowlighter:

“Can’t we say ‘alive again’? Doesn’t that sound nice?”

browniec:

Oof

Damn.